Tell Me Something Good
Waltonian With Thanksgiving just around the corner, we decided to get into the spirit of gratitude by asking members of Eastern’s community about the good things in their lives. Here’s what…
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WHERE THEY STAND- Presidential Candidates of 2016
Kelsey Fiander-Carr Hilary Clinton Democratic Nominee by Billy Faulkner Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is the Democratic nominee for the U.S. presidency. She is the very first female candidate to be nominated for…
Christianity and the Media
Christianity and Social Media by Ethan Rose Without a doubt, social media has become an integral part of our culture. But, as with all cultural artifacts, there are good and…
HUMANS OF EU: featuring first-year students
Jimae Smith-Hobbs Do you know what you want to study yet? “I’m an English lit and writing major, and french and psychology minor….I got into English Lit because my mom…
Meet This Year’s Waltonian Editors
Lauren Murphy Editor-in-Chief Year: Senior Major/Minors: Youth Ministries/Biblical Studies and Theological Studies Words to Live By: “Life’s not a spectator sport.” –Laverne, “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” If you were…
The Waltonion “Philip Mudridge” Revealed: Dangerous Computer Virus
Billy Faulkner ST DAVIDS, PA – Last year the Walt-Onion revealed the shocking news that “Donna MacIntosh” is actually a high-functioning MacIntosh Apple computer. This year a new revelation is upon us:…
The Waltonion: Trump Suspends U.S. Presidential Campaign for EU Presidency
Chad Seamon WASHINGTON, DC — At a campaign stop at Eastern University’s Holy Week chapel, GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump announced his plan to run for the Eastern University presidency after suspending…
The Waltonion: Eastern Mobilizes Task Force to Remove Rogue Robins
Jared Maier ST. DAVIDS, PA — Robins. These little bundles of feathers have been appearing all over campus since the start of spring. Up until now they have meant us no harm,…
EU’s Unsung Hereos: Public Safety/Plant Operations
Ryan Klein Public Safety Ryan: I know that the security officers do a lot – you run the shuttle, and I often see officers patrolling campus. Can you tell me more about…