After 10 long months of discussion, the PowderPuff program, an all-women campus football club, earned NCAA Div. 1 status. Starting in the Fall of 2010, the women who once competed against each other on the Olsen field turf will now combine forces in a single mega-team to take on some of the top programs in […]
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Baseball wins first MAC conference game in program history, men
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Fans of the Final Fantasy franchise may be disappointed by its newest installment, “Final Fantasy XIII.” This game takes place in a fantasy universe on a planet known as Pulse and the city which floats over it, called Cocoon. The environments of Cocoon and Pulse are beautifully designed, as are the character models. The voice
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Eastern has weathered its fair share of crises in the past. The school has survived blizzards, floods (both inside and outside of residence halls), sickness and tiny coffee cups in the Dining Commons. But never in the history of the University has there been a crisis like this. Eastern has officially been overrun by zombies.
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An unexpected scandal left the sports world shocked as boxing legend and hero Rocky Balboa tested positive for the banned substance EOT, commonly referred to as “Eye of the Tiger.” EOT is one the most potent and well-known music-enhancement agents. As cases of music-montage abuse continue to surface, people are left flattened. Balboa is the
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Indiana Jones is one of the greatest fictional characters of all time–but is he? Fictional, that is. Indiana Jones first appeared on the big screen in 1981. In the film’s opening scene, Dr. Jones is shown teaching a college anthropology class. His female students swoon every time he turns to write on the blackboard or
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Students taking Bible and Theology classes in the near future will notice a major change in the curriculum. Starting April 1, Eastern will adopt a new translation of the Holy Bible. Given the recent popularity of “lolcats,” a genre of art that includes a photo of a cat and a phonetically spelled caption, professors agree
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After a week of intense struggle in Washington, the White House and Democrats in Congress passed a massive national health care reform. Under the new legislation, those Americans currently unable to afford health insurance because of financial difficulty will soon be covered through government subsidies and Medicaid. The health care battle started coming
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