An unexpected scandal left the sports world shocked as boxing legend and hero Rocky Balboa tested positive for the banned substance EOT, commonly referred to as “Eye of the Tiger.” EOT is one the most potent and well-known music-enhancement agents. As cases of music-montage abuse continue to surface, people are left flattened. Balboa is the […]
World shocked as Philly icon “knocked out” after testing positive Read Post »
Indiana Jones is one of the greatest fictional characters of all time–but is he? Fictional, that is. Indiana Jones first appeared on the big screen in 1981. In the film’s opening scene, Dr. Jones is shown teaching a college anthropology class. His female students swoon every time he turns to write on the blackboard or
Boehlke inspires adventure films Read Post »
Students taking Bible and Theology classes in the near future will notice a major change in the curriculum. Starting April 1, Eastern will adopt a new translation of the Holy Bible. Given the recent popularity of “lolcats,” a genre of art that includes a photo of a cat and a phonetically spelled caption, professors agree
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After a week of intense struggle in Washington, the White House and Democrats in Congress passed a massive national health care reform. Under the new legislation, those Americans currently unable to afford health insurance because of financial difficulty will soon be covered through government subsidies and Medicaid. The health care battle started coming
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March 26 is a date that shall live in infamy at Eastern. No one who woke for class that morning had any idea that, by sundown, most of the campus would lie in ruins. The general feeling on campus is one of shock and disbelief at the absolute devastation, which is the result of one
Plichta VS. Norris Read Post »
Several Walt Disney movies have been transformed for the Broadway stage, including “Beauty and the Beast,” “The Lion King” and “The Little Mermaid.” The next Disney classic to get the theater treatment will be “Pinocchio,” set to premiere in New York this summer. At the front of the cast is Eastern’s own chaplain, Dr. Joe
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SGA president clarifies diversity comment
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Water dripping from the ceiling, mildew and asbestos creeping up from the floor, complete lack of electricity and a total exodus. Does this remind you of anything? Thanks to a duct-tape masterpiece, residents of Kea-Guffin are paying the price: They may lose their precious residence hall. The main question is, “Is it really worth it
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Dozens of famous celebrities, from actors and actresses to musicians and athletes, came to party in the Gough Great Room on March 20, walking down a red carpet at 8 p.m. and dancing all night long. “Red Carpet Class and Celebrity Trash,” was hosted by senior Alex Jolicoeur – otherwise known as Tupac Shakur –
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