Plichta VS. Norris
Archive March 26 is a date that shall live in infamy at Eastern. No one who woke for class that morning had any idea that, by sundown, most of the campus…
March 2010
PowderPuff earns D1 status
After 10 long months of discussion, the PowderPuff program, an all-women campus football club, earned NCAA Div. 1 status. Starting in the Fall of 2010, the women who once competed…
Breaking News
Eastern to purchase V.F.M.A. and Cabrini properties
Boehlke inspires adventure films
Indiana Jones is one of the greatest fictional characters of all time–but is he? Fictional, that is. Indiana Jones first appeared on the big screen in 1981. In the film’s…
Campus overrun by zombies
Eastern has weathered its fair share of crises in the past. The school has survived blizzards, floods (both inside and outside of residence halls), sickness and tiny coffee cups in…
World shocked as Philly icon “knocked out” after testing positive
An unexpected scandal left the sports world shocked as boxing legend and hero Rocky Balboa tested positive for the banned substance EOT, commonly referred to as “Eye of the Tiger.”…
Bible classes to use Lolcat Translation
Students taking Bible and Theology classes in the near future will notice a major change in the curriculum. Starting April 1, Eastern will adopt a new translation of the Holy…
Chaplain takes on Broadway
Several Walt Disney movies have been transformed for the Broadway stage, including “Beauty and the Beast,” “The Lion King” and “The Little Mermaid.” The next Disney classic to get the…
Kea-Guffin to be bulldozed
Water dripping from the ceiling, mildew and asbestos creeping up from the floor, complete lack of electricity and a total exodus. Does this remind you of anything? Thanks to a…
Dear Wilma
Dear Wilma, I have a job interview tomorrow and I have no idea what to wear! Please help me! –Sleepless in Sparrowk Sleepless in Sparrowk, I usually wear the same…