“Ring by Spring” Prompts New Eastern Dating Site As many students struggle to find their soul mate before they graduate, the administration has decided to implement an online dating network, my.eastern.edu/equallyyoked. The hope is that students will learn how to have long lasting faith-centered relationships, based on an algorithm that matches students with their ideal […]
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Senior Maryann Bonner has a unique way of expressing cluelessness, drawing inspiration from the infamous “I dunno dog.” Lol. [twocol_one] [media-credit name=”Matt Woleck | The Waltonian” align=”aligncenter” width=”260″][/media-credit][/twocol_one] [twocol_one_last] [media-credit name=”knowyourmeme.com | Creative Commons” align=”aligncenter” width=”260″][/media-credit][/twocol_one_last] Success! Sophomore Josh Bell celebrates getting his picture in the Waltonian by re-enacting the trademark “fist-pumping baby” meme. [twocol_one]
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Twitter Who uses it?: Everyone except your parents. Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone’s parents on Twitter. I’ve seen every business, athlete, celebrity, college kid and so forth on here. But never a parent. Pros: The absence of a stigma for posting 20 tweets in a five minute period. The ability to see
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With Amateur Lover Alex Kraft Having spent a world record 21 straight Valentine’s Days all by my lonesome (Okay, I made that up. The world record part I mean. I know my life is sad), I feel I’m more than qualified to talk on this subject. Rather than sit around fielding smug stares and comments
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Featuring resident love-connoisseurs Lizzie Vollmer and Efram Harkins [twocol_one]Step One: Buy him/her a gift [media-credit name=”Katie Simpson | The Waltonian” align=”aligncenter” width=”260″][/media-credit] Make them feel special right off the bat. Just make sure it’s something they like, even if that means dragging them on a shopping trip. Step Three: Grab Some Drinks [media-credit name=”Katie
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Eastern students weigh in with their Super Bowl XLIX predictions. Antonio Lopez, sophomore The Pick: Seahawks The Score: 28-21 The Most Valuable Player (MVP): Marshawn Lynch Cynthia Douyon, senior The Pick: Patriots… duh The Score: 21-17 The Most Valuable Player (MVP): Rob Gronkowski Shaina Rajan, senior The Pick: Seahawks The Score: 21-14 The Most Valuable
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[twocol_one]Alex Kraft, Editor-in-Chief The Pick: Seahawks The Score: 27-24 The MVP: Russell Wilson The Analysis: When the Patriots lose in the playoffs, there are normally two constants: the opposing team pressures Tom Brady and runs the ball consistently enough to keep the Pats offense off the field. This game will be won on the lines
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Our, ahem, not-so-expert opinions on how one should (and should not) dress and act when the boss comes in for the job interview. [twocol_one]Proper [/twocol_one] [twocol_one_last]Improper [/twocol_one_last]
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Featuring Sarah and Noelle’s biggest pet peeves, based on real experiences with resumes. Spelling errors: One spelling mistake? Understandable. Two spelling mistakes? Your thorougness is starting to get questioned. Three or more? According to Todd and Brown, your resume is getting thrown out. Putting personality traits under “skills”: “Being punctual is not a skill, it’s
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Whether waiting until the last minute is your thing or you are a hyper-organized, motivated job-seeker, Sarah and Noelle have some advice for you. Here is their ideal year-by-year plan for a college student to be as prepared as possible coming out of undergrad. Freshman Year: The first year of college, Todd and Brown say,
