Philadelphia Union Hosts FIFA Tournament At Eastern
Josh Velez On March 30, the Philadelphia Union hosted a FIFA tournament at Eastern University. For all those who are unfamiliar with FIFA, it is a soccer game developed by EA Sports.…
April 2016
What Grinds My Gears: Nothing
Jared Maier Hello. How’s your day going? Is it going well? Mine’s going pretty smoothly. Why, just the other day I…oh…right. I shouldn’t talk about how good my days are. Here, I…
Why We Need to “Free Kesha”
Brianna Cicero Kesha Sebert, known mononymously as Kesha, decided to speak out in February 2016 about the inappropriate actions of her producer, Lukasz “Dr. Luke” Gottwald. Kesha claimed that Dr. Luke sexually…
Spiritual Nurturance
Tanaisha Coleman Aren’t you tired of seeing others happy and wondering, “What about me, Lord?” Some Christians are so concerned about others that they neglect strengthening their own relationship with Christ. Oftentimes…
“I Didn’t Know You Were In THC!”
Maddy Lee I don’t come across as an intellectual. I spend a long time deciding which earrings to wear every day. I ask a lot of questions that, in my valley girl-esque…
Bernie Sanders for President?: Economic Disaster
James Rogers Every four years, we’re treated to the spectacle of a contest for the presidency of the United States. One of the reasons this year’s experience is so different is the…
Bernie Sanders for President?: Economic Justice
Lindy Backues Like him or not, Bernie Sanders is not a communist. Instead, Sanders has long identified with democratic socialism, a political and economic position similar to that in Scandinavian countries like…
EU Dance Presents “Continuance”
Ryan Klein Eastern may no longer have a dance major, but the dance department remains strong – a point they plan to emphasize in their appropriately named spring concert, “Continuance.” According to…
Smelly Potatoes: 90’s-2000’s Sitcoms
Billy Faulkner What comes to mind when I say “Gilmore?” In the early 2000s, Gilmore Girls became one of the most notable television dramas of its time. With the news that it…
The Waltonion “Philip Mudridge” Revealed: Dangerous Computer Virus
ST DAVIDS, PA – Last year the Walt-Onion revealed the shocking news that “Donna MacIntosh” is actually a high-functioning MacIntosh Apple computer. This year a new revelation is upon us:…