A Brief Guide to Singleness on Valentine’s
Alex Kraft With Amateur Lover Alex Kraft Having spent a world record 21 straight Valentine’s Days all by my lonesome (Okay, I made that up. The world record part I mean. I…
February 2015
“Free” Community College?
Kit Apostolacus A Marxist/Nietzschean Critique of “Middle Class Economics” President Obama mentioned in his State of the Union address a plan to make community college “free and universal” for students. Many have…
Does Organic Matter?
Nicholas Trombley In recent years there has been a huge trend toward organic products. Hipsters everywhere are flocking to Whole Foods to fill their carts with organic produce and other goods. This…
The Eastern Beet: THC Theological Trend: Charismatic Megachurch
Chad Seamon ST. DAVIDS, PA — The mandatory annual change in theological trends within the Templeton Honors College is moving once more. As of Jan. 18, a surprising number of THC students…
Promising Season Ahead For Baseball
Josh Velez Eastern’s baseball club is coming out of hibernation as a new team to start off the 2015 season, forgetting about last season. The Eagles open up with six away games.…
Men’s Lax Looks To Soar In Spring
Paula Redmon After winning the Freedom Conference last season, the Eastern University Men’s Lacrosse team is setting out to accomplish the same goal and more this coming season. The team will be…
Who’s Number One? Women’s Basketball Downs Top-Ranked FDU
Tim Bowdoin This season has already been impressive for the Eastern Eagles’ women’s basketball team, and it just became even more so. On Saturday, Feb. 7, the Eagles beat FDU. FDU was…
Deflate-Gate: Big Deal or Overblown?
It was the storyline that dominated all of Super Bowl week: the allegations that the New England Patriots deflated the majority of their footballs in an AFC Championship game victory…
Basketball Breaks Dubious Streak
After winning three games in a row, the Eastern’s men’s basketball team went on a cold streak and lost three games in a row. They lost to Misericordia University 77-71.…
The Waltonian Guide to [Not] Getting a Valentine
1. Follow your potential Valentine around. Learn their schedule, phone number, health insurance policy number and EU password. Potential Valentines love this! When you try to connect with another person…