Campus overrun by zombies
Archive Eastern has weathered its fair share of crises in the past. The school has survived blizzards, floods (both inside and outside of residence halls), sickness and tiny coffee cups in…
2010
World shocked as Philly icon “knocked out” after testing positive
An unexpected scandal left the sports world shocked as boxing legend and hero Rocky Balboa tested positive for the banned substance EOT, commonly referred to as “Eye of the Tiger.”…
Bible classes to use Lolcat Translation
Students taking Bible and Theology classes in the near future will notice a major change in the curriculum. Starting April 1, Eastern will adopt a new translation of the Holy…
Chaplain takes on Broadway
Several Walt Disney movies have been transformed for the Broadway stage, including “Beauty and the Beast,” “The Lion King” and “The Little Mermaid.” The next Disney classic to get the…
Kea-Guffin to be bulldozed
Water dripping from the ceiling, mildew and asbestos creeping up from the floor, complete lack of electricity and a total exodus. Does this remind you of anything? Thanks to a…
Dear Wilma
Dear Wilma, I have a job interview tomorrow and I have no idea what to wear! Please help me! –Sleepless in Sparrowk Sleepless in Sparrowk, I usually wear the same…
Celebrity Update with Beth Plyers
Lisa Simpson awaits EU acceptance letter
Movin’ on up
SIFE wins regional competition and prepares for national stage
Asbestos in the air
Accidental flood in Kea Hall triggers air quality checks and resident displacement