WHERE THEY STAND- Presidential Candidates of 2016
Billy Faulkner Hilary Clinton Democratic Nominee by Billy Faulkner Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is the Democratic nominee for the U.S. presidency. She is the very first female candidate to be nominated for…
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Woman gets stuck inside WEPA machine An unidentified woman got stuck inside Warner Memorial Library’s WEPA machine. A work request was filed, but sadly Plant Ops did not respond for…
The End of an Era: Brangelina calls it quits
On Sept. 20, tragedy struck when it was announced to the media that bloated actor Brad Pitt and Oscar-winning-actress-humanitarian-U.N.-envoy Angelina Jolie, together nicknamed Brangelina, were divorcing after two years of…
Christianity and the Media
Christianity and Social Media by Ethan Rose Without a doubt, social media has become an integral part of our culture. But, as with all cultural artifacts, there are good and…
The 2016 Emmys: racist, sexist and awkward?
Once again the “diverse” Emmy Awards were upon us, and oh, what a mess they turned out to be! Hosted by the inferior Jimmy Kimmel, we had an incredibly large…
From Crayons to Coffee Cups Balancing family life with work
Call it work-life balance, work-life coexistence or simply life, but balancing responsibilities can be stressful in an active world. People have vastly different views on what it takes to maintain…
Smelly Potatoes: Cinema Snapshot
Summer blockbusters are all the rage. There is nothing more satisfying than escaping the confines of your warm house to seek refuge in a cold, dank movie theater, eating overpriced…
Smelly Potatoes: 90’s-2000’s Sitcoms
What comes to mind when I say “Gilmore?” In the early 2000s, Gilmore Girls became one of the most notable television dramas of its time. With the news that it…
The Waltonion “Philip Mudridge” Revealed: Dangerous Computer Virus
ST DAVIDS, PA – Last year the Walt-Onion revealed the shocking news that “Donna MacIntosh” is actually a high-functioning MacIntosh Apple computer. This year a new revelation is upon us:…
EU’s Unsung Hereos: Administrative Assistants
If you have ever scheduled an appointment with a professor, or if you have ever had a meeting on the third floor of Walton, you have probably interacted with the…