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Worst Pick-up Lines

1. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”
2. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
3. “If I had a nickel for every girl I saw that was as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.”
4.  “Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date, then?”
5. “Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.”
6. “I lost my phone number, can I have yours?”
7. “You must be a parking ticket – you have ‘fine’ written all over you!”
8. “Life without you is like a broken pencil – pointless.”
9. “How much does a polar bear weigh? (I don’t know, how much?) Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is…”

10. “You know what? Your eyes are the exact same color as my Porsche.”

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