2011

Do you know exactly where to shoot a zombie to kill it? Have you familiarized yourself with the different types of zombies? Have you painstakingly planned out defense strategies for the inevitable zombie apocalypse? If you answered no to any of these questions, you are in for a long and miserable existence of hunting brains

Every Eastern student with a car on campus will tell you the same thing: there is a serious issue with on-campus parking. Over the past few months, the problem seems to have gotten even worse. When asked, frustrated students all give the same answer: there is just far too much available parking. Anyone who has

The Loch McGraw Monster spotted on campus

It’s official—the dining commons has done it again. After the initial shock of the salad bowls’ replacement wore off, Sodexo has decided to change things yet again with the addition of red, square plates to the Classics line. The plastic plates that were colorfully decorated as pizzas have now been replaced by rectangular plates to