Can one onion save Eastern students’ mental health?
Onions might smell, but they care about your feelings.
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They came for extra credit
Inside the alleged academic abduction ring of Dr. Huddell and Dr. Megonigal.
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The future is now: Eastern embraces AI-friendly policies
AI and Provost Sparks lay out a road map for a 100% AI university experience.
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Two new tributes are entering the villa!
Look out for Vesa Pema and Micah Chapman in Donald Trump’s “Patriot Games.”
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Walter waddles back
The beloved campus goose is back after a winter down South.
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No mansion for you!
Descendents of Charles S. Walton demanded their mansion back in a strongly worded letter.
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Opinion, WaltOnion
Exile Loubetsi from student journalism
Destiny Chiles and Matt Wichocki expose a fellow writer for blatant AI use in articles.
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Kazoo change provokes controversy… and violence
Marching band becomes an all-kazoo orchestra.
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Massive blockbuster trade rocks the Sixers’ starting lineup
Per “Sources”, the Philadelphia 76ers have agreed to trade 7-time all star center Joel Embiid to the Oklahoma City Thunder.
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Theatrical production of Student Handbook coming this spring
The theatre department announces a four hour theatrical rendition of the EU student handbook.
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