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SGA president clarifies diversity comment

An unexpected scandal left the sports world shocked as boxing legend and hero Rocky Balboa tested positive for the banned substance EOT, commonly referred to as “Eye of the Tiger.” EOT is one the most potent and well-known music-enhancement agents. As cases of music-montage abuse continue to surface, people are left flattened. Balboa is the

After 10 long months of discussion, the PowderPuff program, an all-women campus football club, earned NCAA Div. 1 status. Starting in the Fall of 2010, the women who once competed against each other on the Olsen field turf will now combine forces in a single mega-team to take on some of the top programs in

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Eastern has weathered its fair share of crises in the past. The school has survived blizzards, floods (both inside and outside of residence halls), sickness and tiny coffee cups in the Dining Commons. But never in the history of the University has there been a crisis like this. Eastern has officially been overrun by zombies.

Baseball wins first MAC conference game in program history, men