EU Dance Presents “Continuance”
Ryan Klein Eastern may no longer have a dance major, but the dance department remains strong – a point they plan to emphasize in their appropriately named spring concert, “Continuance.” According to…
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Smelly Potatoes: 90’s-2000’s Sitcoms
Billy Faulkner What comes to mind when I say “Gilmore?” In the early 2000s, Gilmore Girls became one of the most notable television dramas of its time. With the news that it…
The Waltonion “Philip Mudridge” Revealed: Dangerous Computer Virus
ST DAVIDS, PA – Last year the Walt-Onion revealed the shocking news that “Donna MacIntosh” is actually a high-functioning MacIntosh Apple computer. This year a new revelation is upon us:…
The Waltonion: Trump Suspends U.S. Presidential Campaign for EU Presidency
Chad Seamon WASHINGTON, DC — At a campaign stop at Eastern University’s Holy Week chapel, GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump announced his plan to run for the Eastern University presidency after suspending…
The Waltonion: Eastern Mobilizes Task Force to Remove Rogue Robins
Jared Maier ST. DAVIDS, PA — Robins. These little bundles of feathers have been appearing all over campus since the start of spring. Up until now they have meant us no harm,…
All the World’s A Stage: Transformed Drama Ministry
SaraGrace Stefan M ost people are not comfortable performing in front of crowds – let alone performing without a stage, or lights, or even a concrete script. However, these are all just…
Music Department Hosts Gala
Maddy Lee On Friday, April 1, Eastern University held its 13th Annual Music Gala in conjunction with the Church of the Savior’s 10th Annual Weekend of the Arts. The night was incredible,…
Enactus Presents: Shark Tank
Hannah Reed Enactus is excited to announce our 5th annual Shark Tank competition on April 7 at 7 p.m. in the McInnis Auditorium. Formerly known as SIFE, Enactus stands for “Entrepreneurial Action…
House A Short Story
Lauren Murphy The man sat up, straightened his tie, and rose from his seat. He put on his coat, grabbed his briefcase, and walked down the hallway to meet his friend. “Ready…
Model U.N.: Learning Experientially
Waltonian There are a select number of programs offered at Eastern University that offer quality experiential learning, subsidized travel to a tourist destination and also provide an incredibly high energy setting…