I’m sick of our Editor-in-Chief. Hannah Bonnaducci is hands down one of the worst human beings you’ll ever meet. A sleep-deprived menace who’ll act like an angry mother one minute and a robot ready to go into attack mode the next, she needs to step down from her position immediately.
Why, you may ask? Where do I start? Her personality is drier than the Sahara Desert. You talk to her and it’s like you’re talking to a brick wall. Journalists, and people in general, should have some sort of energy and character. The only character she has is dead on arrival with just enough energy to insult you on-site. It’s fitting that she works at a local coffee shop since that’s the stereotypical barista.
Now some of you might be thinking, ‘What could she possibly say to you? She is so nice and sweet.’ You obviously drank the Kool-Aid. In reality, she is one of the biggest bullies you will ever meet. It’s hard to think of something she hasn’t made fun of – my shoes, my sleeping habits, my dating life, my autism. It haunts me in my sleep, especially considering she is lowkey right ;(.
Add to the fact that she is the biggest hypocrite on the face of the earth. I previously mentioned that she makes fun of my sleeping habits. Let’s just say she has the DNA of owls that causes them to be awake at night, but not the kind that makes them sleep during the day. If I had a dollar for every time she got under three hours of sleep a night, I’d be able to pay off all our student debts and account for the increased tuition. This woman REFUSES to sleep, and she tries to tell me to go to bed?
Good riddance. No wonder the bags under her eyes look like they came from the KOP mall.
Do we really want someone as sleep-deprived as she is running our paper? Do we want such a bully to be the face of The Waltonian? I most certainly don’t think so. Be gone Bon Bon.
Colin Tomczak 
Eva Whited