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The Paideia Fellowship brings together humanities students and professors from Villanova University, the University of Pennsylvania, Swarthmore College, Bryn Mawr College and the Templeton Honors College to participate in an ongoing conversation regarding the study of the humanities as a discipline. We frequently meet for meals followed by facilitated discussion and sometimes gather for cultural outings in the city that contribute to our conversations.

I have had the honor of participating in the Paideia Fellowship since its beginning roughly two years ago. I like to think that it’s one of our best-kept secrets, and, for that reason, it is well worth talking about. I have been blessed by the friendships I have made throughout the years as a member of the fellowship and have grown substantially in my understanding of the humanities as a discipline worth pursuing for its own sake.

The question at the core of the fellowship is, “How do the humanities humanize us?” This question at first might appear redundant or self-evident, but that could not be farther from the truth. I have found that it is not only through study of the humanities that we connect with something deeply human in all of us; we also draw on the ideals of relationships as embodied in the text. It is becoming more and more clear to me that education is worth nothing if it does not teach us how to love others better and more deeply. It is not through the reading of philosophy and sociology alone that we become better, but it is through and because of other people that this happens. Paideia has given me an avenue to find and create beautiful, rich and lasting friendships with people who care similarly about the state of the world and what it means to live a good life. This is where the humanization occurs: as we learn to love one another, we learn more about what it means to be human, and more importantly, what it means to be a good human.

As a member of the Paideia Fellowship, I have received support and mentorship from Villanova and University of Pennsylvania professors that I would never have had the chance to meet otherwise. Their guidance and expertise have been great blessings to me and my peers. Each time we meet, we invite a guest speaker to accompany us to help facilitate our discussions. Sometimes we even have the honor of learning directly from the author whose piece we read in preparation for that evening’s discussion.

This past semester we focused on the theme of “Disenchantment in the Modern World,” and our conversations were incredibly enlightening. We discussed Dr. Eugene McCarraher’s essay entitled, “We Have Never Been Disenchanted,” as well as Dr. Chad Wellmon’s piece entitled, “Sacred Reading: From Augustine to the Digital Humanists.” Our conversations traversed ideas of whether our world has been re-enchanted or thoroughly disenchanted, what our duty is given both of these options and what this means for the state of our education and academic institutions. It is through conversations like these that I became so deeply convinced that studying the humanities is not only worthwhile but truly necessary for our society. Studying these things makes us better friends and teaches us how to love other people, which is what a disenchanted world needs.

The Paideia Fellowship has helped me learn how to better interact with our times, love other people in a world void of enchantment and never stop talking about the humanities, as it is true that they humanize us.

This article was first published at templetonhonorscollege.org.

For the President of the United States and All in

Civil Authority

“O Lord our Governor, whose glory is in all the world: We

commend this nation to thy merciful care, that, being guided

by thy Providence, we may dwell secure in thy peace. Grant

to the President of the United States, the Governor of this

State (or Commonwealth) and to all in authority, wisdom

and strength to know and to do thy will. Fill them with the

love of truth and righteousness, and make them ever mindful

of their calling to serve this people in thy fear; through Jesus

Christ our Lord, who liveth and reigneth with thee and the

Holy Spirit, one God, world without end. Amen.”

For Social Justice

“Grant, O God, that your holy and life-giving Spirit may so

move every human heart [and especially the hearts of the

people of this land], that barriers which divide us may

crumble, suspicions disappear and hatreds cease; that our

divisions being healed, we may live in justice and peace;

through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.”

For Schools and Colleges

“O Eternal God, bless all schools, colleges and universities

[and especially Eastern University], that they may be lively centers for sound learning, new discovery and the pursuit of wisdom; and grant that those who teach and those who learn may find you to be the source of all truth; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.”

For Cities

“Heavenly Father, in your Word you have given us a vision of

that holy City to which the nations of the world bring their

glory: Behold and visit, we pray, the cities of the earth.

Renew the ties of mutual regard which form our civic life.

Send us honest and able leaders. Enable us to eliminate

poverty, prejudice and oppression, that peace may prevail

with righteousness, and justice with order, and that men and

women from different cultures and with differing talents may

find with one another the fulfillment of their humanity;

through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.”

In Times of Conflict

“O God, you have bound us together in a common life. Help us,

in the midst of our struggles for justice and truth, to confront

one another without hatred or bitterness, and to work

together with mutual forbearance and respect; through Jesus

Christ our Lord. Amen.”

For Courts of Justice

“Almighty God, who sittest in the throne judging right: We

humbly beseech thee to bless the courts of justice and the

magistrates in all this land; and give unto them the spirit of

wisdom and understanding, that they may discern the truth,

and impartially administer the law in the fear of thee alone;

through him who shall come to be our Judge, thy Son our

Savior Jesus Christ. Amen.”

The Agora Institute had the honor of hosting Dr. John Haldane, one of the most highly recognized philosophers of our time, on April 4. Haldane is currently a visiting professor at Baylor University in Waco, Texas, while he continues to teach select courses at the University of St. Andrews in Scotland. His lecture, entitled “Understanding and Dealing with Societal Conflict,” was insightful and contained a depth that will keep all who attended thinking for many days to come.

He started the talk by introducing the idea that we often like to diagnose the disease of our culture before we ask what is good and right about it. Perhaps this is a backwards way of understanding society, Haldane suggested. He then went on to argue that all ideas are not born in a vacuum, as the notion that “ideas have consequences” might suggest. Though, he claimed, ideas surely have consequences, they are better understood as products of many historical factors that have preceded them—often, these historical factors are practical solutions that might even have little to do with philosophical theory. Philosophy, or the ideas, really only understand phenomena once they are what he called “fossils.” He quoted Hegel here, saying, “When philosophy with its abstractions paints gray in gray, the freshness and life of youth has gone, [and] the reconciliation is not a reconciliation in the actual, but in the ideal world.” Philosophy seeks to understand minute distinctions, the kind that a painter might create by painting with variations of the color grey—from far away, the painting just looks grey; it is only upon closer inspection that the reality of the distinctions becomes clear. In the same way, historical and social phenomena can often only be understood in retrospect. Along this vein, ideas can help us keep track of the course of history, as they are products of what humans do and create.

Haldane then spent the majority of the time critiquing the way modern dialogue occurs. He said we seek to find deductive conclusions (true premises lead to undeniably true conclusions), such that one’s interlocutor, if he or she were not to agree with you, must be either pathetically stupid or maliciously willing to misunderstand. Therefore, he urged the audience to understand that dialogue cannot work like this. We must listen for the sake of understanding, keeping in mind the idea that situations are always more nuanced and complicated than we might have assumed. We must understand that more often than not, both sides of, primarily, social issues have reasonable arguments for believing what they do. This does not mean that we stop holding our own views, for saying an argument is reasonable is not the same as saying it is true.

He urged us to imagine the way our conversations would change if we stopped treating “the other side,” whatever that may be for any given topic, as if they were stupid or evil, simply because they disagree. It is perceivable that a lot would change, relationships and societies alike. Haldane encouraged the audience that they cannot stop talking about difficult topics, but they need to be more intentional about the way they are talking.

Sources: John Haldane, Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

In a recent article entitled “David Foster Wallace Was Right: Irony Is Ruining Our Culture,” written by Matt Ashby and Brendan Carroll, the argument is made that the irony and cynicism that so heavily color our culture are really only aimed at nothingness. I argue further that the way cynicism is praised is a product of the severe societal malaise of existential boredom, also called acedia. Ashby and Carroll write, “Lazy cynicism has replaced thoughtful conviction as the mark of an educated worldview.” It is necessary indeed to note the difference between lazy and enlightening cynicism. Enlightening cynicism is the kind that brings to light certain societal pitfalls by use of thoughtful irony, whereas lazy cynicism is used simply to ridicule others in such a way that the self feels a false sense of elevation. We all know this kind of humor—it plagues almost every kind of sitcom out there. It’s the kind that makes you think, “Wow, I’m so glad I’m not that guy.” I wonder what we are supposed to do with this. Ashby and Carroll write, “How does art progress from irony and cynicism to something sincere and redeeming?”

The way I see it, our obsession with cynicism is a refusal to look reality in the face—an obstinate turning away from the very present to which we are called to be attentive. The concerning thing is that cynicism, however, has turned into the way that we pretend to be serious about the reality of which we find ourselves to be a part. And, as such, the cynic has, in truth, become a caricature of herself. Ashby and Carroll write, “Irony and formality have become the same thing. At one time, irony served to reveal hypocrisies, but now it simply acknowledges one’s cultural compliance and familiarity with pop trends. The art of irony has lost its vision and its edge.” The real issue is that we are afraid to say things we believe to be true, so we tend to hide behind our words, laying on the irony as a defense mechanism.

My primary worry is not that we joke too much—that really isn’t the issue at all. The issue is that irony is a practice devoid of substance in itself. It encourages us to laugh, which is actually a very lovely thing, at instances not worthy of our laughter. What if we were more careful about the things we allowed ourselves to laugh at? For to surrender our bodies to laughter is a deep kind of thing. And it is indeed a surrender. We allow ourselves the freedom to open up to reality in moments of laughter, moments in which we are fully convinced that the world is deeply good. If that is the case, cynicism really plays no role in healthy laughter. Healthy laughter is a good deal more akin to looking reality directly in the face, attending to it properly and embracing it for all its worth. Cynicism is the smirk that seeks to disengage the self from what is real. Cynicism is nothing more that dialectical cowardice.

With this lens, our present cultural circumstance appears quite dim. However, Ashby and Carroll do not wish to leave us hopeless. They write, “But we can remake the world. In poetry, in music, in painting, we can reimagine and plot coordinates into the unknown. We can take an honest look, rework and try again. The work will tell us if it has arrived or not. We have to listen closely. What do we see? What do we hear?”

My prayer is that we learn how to attend to the world properly, recognizing what kinds of things are worth our submission.

Source: Salon

I had the honor of speaking with both Dr. Keith Iddings and Dr. Kent Sparks this past week in regards to Iddings’ recent resignation as provost and Sparks’ new appointment to that position. I would like to publicly thank them again for their time and generosity with me.

[/media-credit] Keith Iddings recently announced his resignation from the position of provost.

First, I asked Iddings what some of the most challenging things about being the provost were, and he responded that the primary challenges had to do with financial concerns, as those decisions are never without sacrifice. Iddings remarked that when he arrived at Eastern three years ago, steps needed to be taken to ensure the financial stability of the school but acknowledged the toll some of those decisions took on the school. In reflecting on his time at Eastern, Iddings was quick to express how thankful he is for the community. He said that he has been stretched here by the faculty and staff who are so richly steeped in their own traditions, stemming from a robust love of the same Christ. The diversity of thought here on campus creates a vibrant faith community. This kind of place in such close proximity to the city of Philadelphia, Iddings thinks, is not only a “laboratory for thought, but an opportunity for ministry.” Further, Iddings said that he is excited about the possibilities that Eastern has and is continuing to pray for the right doors to open to ensure the well-being of this school that he loves so much.

Iddings shared some of the ways in which the provost’s position is always one of tension, to a certain extent. The provost engages in a kind of shared governance with the rest of the school, where he or she is often the go-between between the faculty and the administration. It was obvious that Iddings cherished this position despite its somewhat stressful nature. He also wanted to make it clear that his relationship with Eastern is still one of positivity and that neither party is walking away from this experience “unhappy.” Going forward, Iddings will be exploring different opportunities, always keeping one of his favorite prayers, “The Road Ahead” by Thomas Merton, at the forefront of his mind.

[/media-credit] Kent Sparks was recently appointed to replace Iddings as provost.

When I met with Sparks, the first thing he wanted to make sure was clear was how much respect he has for Iddings and how thankful he is for Iddings’ leadership and service to Eastern University. Following this, I asked about how Sparks’ history at the University as Assistant to the Provost, Vice President for Marketing and Enrollment, biblical studies professor and Special Assistant to the President will all play into how he hopes to move forward with the new position of provost. He responded by saying that he “wants to rethink education from the student up,” meaning that we need to figure out how to deal appropriately with financial matters, remarking that education is just too expensive. This could take a myriad of forms, one perhaps being reconsidering the way the credits are delivered. Further, he wants to “double down on the real Gospel” here at Eastern, remarking that too many Christian institutions are downplaying their Christianity for the sake of retaining numbers. He wants Eastern to be a place focused on developing the whole person, which means that we are honest about what our strengths and weaknesses as a university are. We need “the freedom to be broken” because we are only going to “wake up the world by what we are,” so we need to be honest about that message. He was emphatic that Eastern should be a seriously Christian place, where the virtues and fruits of the Gospel are taught as much as any other text. Sparks told me that he fell in love with Eastern because of the people and the mission of this place. It is something that is so much bigger than any one person, and he said that it is an honor to discover how we can best serve one another in love.

May we join as a community to pray for both Dr. Iddings and Dr. Sparks as both are embarking on new adventures where they are sure to do God’s work.

Sources: Keith Iddings, Kent Sparks

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James K.A. Smith, a professor at Calvin College and esteemed author, recently wrote an editorial piece for his online journal “Comment,” entitled, “Teach Us (How) to Trust: Suspicion and Cynicism Play Right Into the Hands of Authoritarian Demagogues. Let’s Consider Another Way Forward.” In the piece, he outlines how “the web of trust is torn” in our society and presents us with the fact that it appears to be the case that millennials are especially slow to trust, whether it be individuals (e.g., someone walking by on the path) or institutions (e.g., the university or the church). Smith quotes Aristotle in trying to explain why this is such a huge problem: “Society cannot be preserved without faith, for one person must believe another in making promises and giving witness and the like, which are necessary that we might live together. Therefore faith is necessary for the human race.” Faith is necessary for society to function at all—I need to be able to trust that fellow drivers are going to follow the same rules I do, and I need to be able to trust that the bank is giving me accurate information about my own money and what they can do to help me, to use some of Smith’s own examples. He goes on to posit that it is our cynicism that has led to this mistrust. We praise “authenticity” but do not actually know what it means to live in a society in which we can trust that people are who they say they are. Smith is quick to note, however, that some of this mistrust is well-placed. He quotes David Brooks: “In the 2016 presidential race, ‘distrustful politicians were nominated by an increasingly distrustful nation.’” In other cases, however, our mistrust stems from pride—we think we are enlightened and others not and therefore refuse to trust anything or anyone but ourselves.

As I was reading the article, I was struck by what all this might mean for the university. If students are naturally inclined to distrust the institution as a whole, what does that imply about the way we might be treating one another? There are interesting ways in which students need to be able to trust one another, and they look a little different than the standards for citizenship in general. As fellow students, we need to be able to trust that the person walking to class beside us is dedicated to upholding the dignity of the academic tradition. We need to be able to say with confidence that our fellow students love what is true and are dedicated to seeking it out. Most importantly, we need to be able to trust that each student we see is willing to make sacrifices for what is good, and this means remembering that first and foremost education ought to nurture the well-being of the moral and theological imaginations of students, such that we are always asking how we can be loving one another better.

Smith goes on to discuss what kinds of things will be necessary in order for us to learn to trust one another. His most striking piece of advice is that we need to stop prescribing how others should act and focus more on being the kind of person that others will want to trust and, further, doing this for the right reasons. He writes, “Trust will require making ourselves vulnerable. It will be less a matter of establishing criteria for trust than embodying trustworthiness—making ourselves and our communities living testimonies of love that engender trust.” At a university, this is especially pertinent. This means that we need to be slower to speak than to listen. We must be firm in our determination to love others through rigorous and respectful dialogue. We must never forget that persons are endowed with a dignity beyond what can be described in words, and that means the way we treat each other matters.

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It has become a common practice of mine to spend time wandering around our campus, just paying attention to the trees, the paths and the water. Last week, on our snow day, I was doing just this, enjoying the freshness of the snow and the crispness of the air. As I walked, I began considering the many reasons I am thankful for this place. It is that time of the semester when brains become weary and hands become tired. The late nights become more frequent, and sleep becomes a distant memory for many. This being said, I thought it would be a good idea to remind myself, and the community, about the many things we have to be thankful for here. As we consider the people we love at this school and the many things we have learned, we would be remiss not to consider the words that have made that possible. I was perusing Eastern’s website the other day and began reading through our mission and vision statements. It had been much too long since I paid any attention to our formational statements, and I found them to be encouraging and formative. May you also find them to be words worth being thankful for.

Our Vision Statement:

“Eastern University is dedicated to ideas, inquiry and the development of people of faith who will enhance the quality of society and the church. Toward that end, Eastern will continue to expand its formative role in the world as a university in which knowledge and wisdom are imbued, Christlike engagement is inspired and stewardship is modeled.”

Through this, our school has promised faithful dedication to the following foundational commitments:

To excellence in scholarship and teaching:

“We maintain a high priority on excellence in teaching within the context of exemplary scholarship and research. Guided by our faith in Jesus Christ, who is ‘the way, the truth and the life’ (John 14:6), we believe in the unity of God’s truth, whether supernaturally revealed or humanly discovered; we value the search for knowledge and understanding in all areas of life.”

To the whole Gospel for the whole world through whole persons:

“We recognize the Bible, composed of the Old and New Testaments, as inspired of God and as the supreme and final authority in faith and life. We submit ourselves to carrying out our mission under its authority and seek to apply biblical principles to all facets of human aspiration and action, including the centrality of personal transformation. We affirm the importance of calling all persons everywhere to personal faith and faithful discipleship in following Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord, including living out the whole Gospel in a needy and lost world.”

To justice, reconciliation and transformation:

“In our commitment to sharing the whole Gospel to the whole world, we acknowledge with sorrow the brokenness of the world at personal, national and international levels. Thus we seek to work for Christian transformation, justice and reconciliation in all areas of life as these are grounded in our understanding of Christ’s calling to us. We particularly seek to work with and for the poor, oppressed and suffering persons as part of our Christian discipleship.”

On Saturday, Jan. 14, Eastern University’s Philosophical Society took a trip to the Patrick Lodge at Juniata College to spend a couple of days enjoying the woods and discussing Edmund Burke’s “A Philosophical Inquiry Into the Origin of Our Ideas of the Sublime and Beautiful.” I knew beforehand that I was going to be writing a reflection on our trip and had originally intended for the piece to focus on the nature of content we discussed while there. But instead I want to write about why friendship is essential for good conversation and how laughter and play are essential to community. Many might think that something like a “Philosophy Reading Weekend” would be full of boring conversation had by pretentious students all trying to outwit one another. But that could not be further from the truth. The reason for that is a desire for truth, which inspires humility, shared by friends who will one another’s good. Our own Dr. Phillip Cary came along with us, and anyone who knows him will understand what I mean when I say that he inspires charitable and kind conversation as he teaches us to listen humbly to one another. It is so refreshing to be with a group of people who are willing to disagree respectfully, careful not to interrupt one another, and persistent in building one another up. I am becoming more and more convinced as I study philosophy that the only reason one should study anything is if it makes you a better person who loves other people more and better. It is obvious to me that everyone on that trip was pursuing education for the sake of loving what is good and beautiful and true…and that includes persons.

After we spent several hours discussing “proper taste” and the nature of the sublime, the snow was falling quickly, and we were all ready for an adventure. So the whole lot of us, including Dr. Cary, made our way to the frozen lake some of us had found earlier that day. We proceeded to spend the rest of the afternoon chasing one another with snowballs, pretending we were ice skaters and laughing like we were children until our hands were numb from the ice. It was merry and full, and we left that place with hearts content in the friendships we had time to nourish, questions we had space to flesh out and mirth we had the opportunity to foster. Overall, the weekend was just what a philosophy retreat ought to have been: a group of friends pursuing what is good together in a bond of love and respect.

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Santa Exists…Duh

by Madeleine Harris

To be honest, the fact that it is even necessary for me to write this article is an outrage and a disgrace. There has truly never been a doubt in my mind as to the existence of Santa Claus. He has brought me gifts and Christmas cheer for 20 years now, and that seems to be a pretty good track record. Just to be sure, and to assuage any doubt from my skeptical readers, I asked my mom, “Does Santa exist?” and she responded, “Yes.” That’s all I needed to hear. With this assurance, I will go on to explain why necessarily Santa must exist.

As a philosophy major, I have become accustomed to dealing with arguments regarding existence, and I believe a particular one will be helpful for our present cause. Allow me to elaborate. Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz tells us that we must live in the best of all possible worlds because everything is determined down to its core—meaning that nothing has happened without sufficient reason. Therefore, as God chose the best of all possible worlds at the outset of creation, whatever is better to be than not to be must necessarily exist if God is to be who He says He is. Therefore, as it is abundantly clear that it is better for Santa to exist than not to exist, it must necessarily be so. Furthermore, as nothing happens without sufficient reason, we might ask ourselves the cause of the abundant laughter and cheeriness emanating from so many homes on the morning of December 25 each year. The only sufficient cause for this kind of atmosphere, it seems to me, is a jolly old man driving a sleigh pulled by reindeer with a bag full of toys for every child in the entire world.

To me, this seems intuitive. Einstein once said that good theories are elegant, meaning that simplicity is a virtue of the theoretical. This too is applicable to our current conundrum. What could be a more elegant explanation for the gifts that appear under the tree that chilly winter morning other than flying reindeer (one of which has a glowing red nose) pulling a glamorous sleigh driven by a round rosy-cheeked man eager to grant everyone’s Christmas wishes? To me, there are none as simple and none as elegant. Along this same vein, it is better for things to exist this way; therefore they must.

#BelieveWithMe

Sources: Renee Harris, “Essays on the Goodness of God, the Freedom of Man and the Origin of Evil” by Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

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Anti-Santa

by Micah Skinner

One cold November day, my good friend Anthony asked me if I’d be able to write a section on why Santa Claus does not exist. This question, to put it lightly, struck me to the core. During many sleepless nights, the existential dread would consume me. As a Jewish boy, Santa had never come to visit me. Was I not nice enough to make it onto his list? Or was it about me at all? Did the light of the Hanukkah candles act as a 21st-century “blood-on-the-doorposts,” causing Claus to passover us? Did the scent of latkes revolt the angel of gift-giving? Did the sound of spinning dreidels agitate his reindeer? There were so many questions, and so little time.

After sufficient research into the supposed nature and character of Santa, I concluded that flagrant anti-Semitism (and racism—it’s 2016, why do we always have to dream of a “White Christmas?”) is contradictory with his jolly and holiday cheer. Therefore, the only other solution I found was groundbreaking: Santa simply can’t exist. I put on my journalist hat (also known as Googling topics and then pretentiously calling it “research” on your résumé) and got to work. Here are my findings:

There are 14 recognized subspecies of reindeer or caribou, two of which have gone extinct. Of the 14, zero have been observed flying, gliding or participating in any sort of air travel. Not to mention, a cursory glance at a sleigh will reveal extremely insufficient aerodynamic potential for generating lift. No glowing red noses recorded either, although I must admit that it’s an ingenious biological safety mechanism for air-traffic control.

The Population Reference Bureau reports that children (ages 0-14) are approximately 25 percent of the world population. With a total world population of 7.5 billion, that takes us to about 1.875 billion children (minus approximately 15 million Jews.) If we assume there are three children per household, and that there is at least one “nice” child in each, that’s 625 million homes. With 24 hours on the clock, that nets Santa 0.00013824 seconds for each household. That’s quicker than you can say, “I can’t believe I’m still reading this stupid article!”

How Santa is capable of traveling almost at the speed of light around the world with his payload of gifts, organize which gifts go to which child, all without interfering with any aircraft is truly beyond me. Therefore, the only reasonable solution is that Santa Claus does not exist.

#MakeChristmasHanukkahAgain

Sources: esa.un.org, Wikipedia

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On Nov. 1, Philadelphia lost Harold B. Hairston, age 76, the city’s first African-American Fire Commissioner. Hairston will be remembered as a loyal friend, a faithful husband of 41 years, a caring father to three children and a dedicated civil hero. His career in firefighting lasted for 40 years, and as Fire Commissioner he was in charge of the country’s fifth-largest fire department, employing roughly 2,500 people. He was appointed head of the department in 1992 before retiring in 2004. In 2003, Hairston was named Fire Chief of the Year by the Metropolitan Fire Chiefs, as well as Fire Official of the Year by the National Fire and Burglar Alarm Association. During his time of leadership “fire deaths declined, and the average response time improved.” It is also noted that before serving as a firefighter, Hairston spent three years in the U. S. Army, part of which time he was assigned to West Point as a weapons instructor. His entire life was spent as a gift to the community in which he found himself. There was debate over some of his management style choices, but the overwhelming response to his work has been positive.

His friends and coworkers, when asked to speak to his life, could not have sung his praises any louder. His best friend, Eugene Turnipseed, remarks, “He never outgrew me, and he never forgot who his friends were.” He was a man of his word who was dedicated to the well-being of those around him. Known as a “cornerstone,” Hairston’s character was inviting, and his smile was warm. He was encouraging and abundantly loyal. Friends say that he never let rank get in the way of being a dedicated friend. Along with these accolades, he has been called a “pioneer” by the African-American community, as he paved the way for many others to serve their communities in similar ways.

Philadelphia lost an extraordinary citizen; may he never be forgotten. Mayor Jim Kenney remarks about Hairston’s legacy and character, “I am deeply saddened by the news of Commissioner Hairston’s passing. He was a dedicated firefighter and an outstanding commissioner; he left a lasting impact on the department and our city.”

Sources: nbcphiladelphia.com, philly.com, phillytrib.com